fairy tale endings suck

everyone thinks that fairy tales are all so perfect... but their not my friends i am here with proof to tell you,, that beauty and the beast didnt have a happy ending. they were great at first until the beast found that beauty up in that sunrom with the milk man. so the beast ran off and stole cinderella. he climbed to the top of the empire state building and held her hostage. the beast was going crazy and starting to lose his mind. so a cop from another sky scraper tranqualized the beast and they rescued cinderalla. he was locked in the zelle house for the rest of his life in a stray jacket. he wouldnt stop eating his own leg. he had fleas or something.

Celebrity Crush.

well to be honest with you i dont really know to many female actress's, and the ones i do know are not the best looking and i would not want to get to know them better. but i would have to say i have a crush on all the playboy bunnies their pretty cute. i would like to get to know them all so eventually i could steel them from hue hefner and they would all be mine. but I dont think i could honestly afford for them to live with me, im pretty broke right now. I dont watch movies enough to know actors.